Give them the best that money can buy. Avert their eyes from the stormclouds gathering under superheated skies.
Kate Evans - 'Copse'.
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Kids' bedrooms..... they should all just have a big hole in the middle of the floor, and a chain. Then when you can't see the carpet any more. FLLLLUUUUSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!! All the pink plastic crap is away!
My name is Martin. I have one wife, Diane, who drinks wine. Between us, we have two children who eat money and are old enough to read now... so I have to say what joyful and fulfilling darlings they are!
Don't be fooled, I'm much less boorish and opinionated than you'd think.
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