Here we go

Christmas is a coming, the goose is getting fat, we'll eat the budgie if we can get it before the cat. My house is going to fill up with pink plastic crap, and now with Peter, 'Cars' plastic crap. So, with this in mind, I'm wandering round the house with a big black plastic bag, getting rid of anything I don't like the look of, creating space for Xmas orgy of toys. Here's some random photos; if you're not immediate family you're probably not interested, but as a clue, if you see anything you recognise in these pics... we don't want another one, thank you.

Bit worried about Peter's choice in pink sparkly shoes.

South Park Collinsons

You too can have an entire South Park family. This is us...

Peter's makeshift beds

Peter's made himself a bed out of our settee. grrrrr.... notice how this settee is perfectly decent and servicable.... but no! It's on it's way out to make room for new leather settee. I swore I'd rather fall down and die in a puddle of purple diarrhoea than buy a new settee. But I lost the moral high ground when I bought a new telescope. Turns out my scope cost£700 more than I thought, and came with free settees. If you'd like to take this orange number off our hands (the settee, not Pea-brain), drop me a line. Dirty stinking settees.

Peter's also made himself a bed out of an old daddy he found lying around.

Red sky at night, something on fire

Look at the sunset this evening.... I don't know what it augers, but I hope it's something good. Might be a coincidence, but a lioness whelped in the street, too.


Lizzie took this picture of me in stoopid pose, with random lightswitch and ornamental tortoise. i said it could go on here.