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- Martin
- My name is Martin. I have one wife, Diane, who drinks wine. Between us, we have two children who eat money and are old enough to read now... so I have to say what joyful and fulfilling darlings they are! Don't be fooled, I'm much less boorish and opinionated than you'd think.
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looks like the first UK manifestation of the dreaded mad bunny disease
A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman "Can I have a pint of beer and
a Ham and Cheese Toastie?".
The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese
Toastie.
The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves.
The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer and a
Ham and Cheese Toastie.
The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub
(because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the toastie.
The rabbit consumes them and leaves.
The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says "A pint of beer
and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman".
The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then
burst into applause as the rabbit woofs them down.
The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been laid on
for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making more money in one week
than he did all last year.
In walks the rabbit and says, "A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie,
please barman", smiling and accepting the tributes of the masses.
The barman says, "I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, but we are right out of them Ham
and Cheese Toasties".
The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the
barman clears his throat nervously and says, "We do have a nice Cheese and Onion
Toastie".
The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, "Are you sure I will like it?"
The masses bated breath is ear shatteringly silent.
The barman, with a roguish smile says "Do you think that I would let down one of
my best friends, I know you'll love it".
"Ok" says the rabbit," I'll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie".
The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit guzzles the beer and eats the toastie, he
then waves to the crowd and leaves....
.....NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!
One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman (who has only
served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time.
When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating
above the bar.
The barman says, "Who are you" To which he is answered, "I am the ghost of the
rabbit that used to frequent your public house".
The barman says, "I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in every
night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, masses came to see
you and this place was famous"
The rabbit says, "Yes I know".
The barman said, "I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and
Cheese Toasties, you had a Cheese and Onion one instead"
The rabbit said "Yes, you promised me that I would love it".
The barman said "You never came back, what happened?"
"I DIED", said the Rabbit.
"NO!" said the barman," what from".
After a short pause. The rabbit said ... "Mixin'-me-toasties"
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