Biographies

Case 1

Full Name: Elizabeth Daisy Collinson (Lizzie)
Born: sometime mid-january 2001.
Birthplace: Romania - a fairy-tale palace on the banks of the Danube.

Claims without evidence to have been sent abroad by her parents, apparently the rightful heirs to the throne of an obselete and defunct small satellite state somewhere outside Romania, possibly Transbaikalia, fearing for their lives. Lizzie was left on the doorstep of St John's Hospital, Livingston, Scotland. M Collinson found her at 6 am shivering in the cold, as he went for his appointment to have his ingrowing toenail removed. Now looked after by MC and D Lawson, in Newtonhill, NE Scotland. She dreams that one day her real parents will take her away from this hell hole, back to the palace on the banks of the Danube where she can play princesses all day.

Favourite food: Sugar.





Case 2
Full Name: Peter Stewart Collinson (Pea-brain)
Born: estimated July 2004.
Birthplace: Russia

Born in an isolated village in Siberia. 'Accidentally' lost in the woods by his parents. Raised by wolves. Found by peasant woman and sold into slavery. Escaped on logging ship to Lithuania and hence to Poland. Befriended by Polish student who came to UK to work in hotel. Escaped by gnawing through the bars of his travel cot. Formally adopted by M Collinson and D Lawson, but still essentially feral. Roams streets at night, killing and eating hedgehogs.

Favourite food: Raw meat. Red red meat. Preferably hedgehogs.