We're not having much luck with the cats recently.
Dylan... son of Ziggy (father not known, could have been any of a selection of seven or so). A somewhat effeminate character. Useless hunter. Last member standing from the 'Gang of Six' that used to abuse our generousity. Dweezil, Dylan, Ziggy, Beau-beau, Smudge and Arthur. All dead. Some not before time. Shame about Dyl-boy - he was the only one I liked.
Lizzie and Dylan in the halcyon days of their youth.
My name is Martin. I have one wife, Diane, who drinks wine. Between us, we have two children who eat money and are old enough to read now... so I have to say what joyful and fulfilling darlings they are!
Don't be fooled, I'm much less boorish and opinionated than you'd think.